Thanks for the brilliant participation in the malapropism contest. It was rather like opening Pandora's box, but as they say, "fun was had by all." According to my husband, all the comments were superbly clever, but he finally narrowed the choices to one lucky winner of the Target gift card.
The Malapropism Maven of the Bandita Lair is (very loud drumroll) . . . our very own Bandita CAREN CRANE. I think the winning comment was about her "incontinent" husband!
Since Gerri Russell's website is on the fritz, I'll also announce another Booty winner. Cheri J., please contact Gerri at firstname.lastname@example.org to claim your prize!